awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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