just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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