I feel like abortions should bother me more
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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