no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
