We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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