Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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