i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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