U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
4 words: hood of his car
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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