Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
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