Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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