The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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