Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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