Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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