I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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