He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
She announced her abortion via fbk
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
