would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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