Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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