Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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