i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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