I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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