I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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