Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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