i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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