Just mADE A PArabola og urine
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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