Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Operation Purity has been aborted
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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