But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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