So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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