one might say we're banned from that church
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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