dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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