The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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