yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I love you.
Bad choice
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