I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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