kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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