butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Pants are for mortals
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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