I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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