hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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