Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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