I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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