We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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