Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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