love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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