sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
That's intense
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
