But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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