is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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