I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
