butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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