Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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