Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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