He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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