Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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