Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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