is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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