I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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