I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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