Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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