i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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