Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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