Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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